Finally

It's finally ours!

I have never been this happy about not having any money,

but today I celebrate.

I was terrified while I waited for the bank to open.

I was terrified in the bank, as the inexperienced bank employee had to go and ask for help.

("What's happening? Is the money not there?" went my poor brain)

I was very relived when he handed me the slips saying I no longer had money. Or a savings account. Or crippling fear, as I would call it.

I had to wait all day for the solicitors appointment, but luckily my friend kept me sane.

Now I will have a cup of coffee and chocolate, followed by a hot shower, if I'm lucky enough.

Because that's how mamas party...